by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Hampshire

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Hampshire is ranked 1,568th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Bloody Queendom of Mary TudorMother Knows Best State“Forsan miseros meliora sequentur”
2.The Founder of West hampshireIron Fist Consumerists“Kept safe.”
3.The County of HampshireFather Knows Best State“God save the King”