The Rudest Citizens in Gypsy Lands
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Heroics of Team Hawkeye | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I'm too frightend to be scared” | |
| 2. |  The Comfy Armchair of Voxija | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Diversity and Tolerance” | |
| 3. |  The Interstellar Commonwealth of The United British Federation | Anarchy | “Dieu et mon droit” | |
| 4. |  The Flocks of Lamatia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Feliz Navidad” | |
| 5. |  The Kaiserreich of Tuirsland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Fiat iustitia, et pereat mundus” | |
| 6. |  The Dragon Maid of Tohru Kobayashi | Capitalizt | “I'll embrace the fact that these times will one day end” | |
| 7. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Peripatetic Vagabonds | Anarchy | “The longest journey begins with but a single step.” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of Machine Gunna Gunna GUN | Anarchy | “Strike down our enemy with Lead!” | |
| 9. |  The Dictatorship of Merovahn | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Through Diplomacy, or Conquest, We Must Stand United.” | |
| 10. |  The Lands of Gypsy Rover | Anarchy | “Ah-dee-doo-ah-dee-doo-dah-day” |
