The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Gypsy Lands
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Awesome Girlfriends of -Loving-Couple- | Moralistic Democracy | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The Missing letter of Afghan Stan | Authoritarian Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Angst of A Tortured Mind | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Medicinal marijuana is the key.” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Baaabeee Kakessss | Father Knows Best State | “Fageddaboddit” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Baloo Kingdom Diplomat II | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I’m a diplomat now!” | |
| 6. |  The Classy Nation of Barnyard Pigs | Father Knows Best State | “Oink” | |
| 7. |  The Standard Model of Cantors Paradise | New York Times Democracy | “Welcome to our Universe! No paradoxes allowed.” | |
| 8. |  The Free Nation of Crapfoot | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “It won't come off my foot!” | |
| 9. |  The Fiefdom of Ed Gein | Moralistic Democracy | “By your skin of our teeth” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Republic of Faviche | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Operando Deus... Quem impedirá?” |
