The Rudest Citizens in Gypsy Lands
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Free Land of Gypsy Lovers | Anarchy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 12. |  The Time Machine of Upper Lower Inner Outer North South East | Anarchy | “I have thought how particularly ill-equipped I was” | |
| 13. |  The Kingdom of Tzenich | Moralistic Democracy | “Build a fortress and shield your beliefs” | |
| 14. |  The Most Serene Republic of Ring of Fire | Anarchy | “It burned, burned, burned: The Ring of Fire!” | |
| 15. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Penguin Gypsies | Anarchy | “The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!” | |
| 16. |  The Matriarchy of Gypsy Lands | Mother Knows Best State | “Our house is your house.” | |
| 17. |  The Black Dober Leader of Kaya Irimi | Left-Leaning College State | “If you stand atop others, learn to rely on them” | |
| 18. |  The Kingdom of Gypsy Nation State | Capitalist Paradise | “Romas Arise” | |
| 19. |  The Republic of Saint Knestovar Gre | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 20. |  The Angst of A Tortured Mind | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Medicinal marijuana is the key.” |
