The Fattest Citizens in Greatest Unojo
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Greatest Unojo is ranked 8,400th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Nomadic Peoples of Rodger||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Exploration throughout the dimensions!”|
|2.||The Oceanic Dominion of Unojoish Zealand||Iron Fist Consumerists||“We are still North islanders, thank to the slaves.”|
|3.||The Colony of The Alton State||Corporate Police State||“The City-State to be in!”|
|4.||The Banana Dominion of Unojoish Borneo||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Turtism in the Unojoish realm.”|
|5.||The Dominion of Sierte||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“I walk around in crocs.”|
|6.||The Dominion of Slin Uno||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Monarchy! Monarchy! Monarchy!”|
|7.||The Dominion of Kaiser Zeu||Iron Fist Consumerists||“For La Saney! For The Kaiser!”|
|8.||The Robot Army of Unojoish Null||Iron Fist Consumerists||“What's the Fun without a struggle?”|
|9.||The Colony of Arrozia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Glory to The Empire!”|