by Max Barry

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Greatest Unojo World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Greatest Unojo

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Greatest Unojo is ranked 8,400th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nomadic Peoples of RodgerInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Exploration throughout the dimensions!”
2.The Oceanic Dominion of Unojoish ZealandIron Fist Consumerists“We are still North islanders, thank to the slaves.”
3.The Colony of The Alton StateCorporate Police State“The City-State to be in!”
4.The Banana Dominion of Unojoish BorneoCompulsory Consumerist State“Turtism in the Unojoish realm.”
5.The Dominion of SierteInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I walk around in crocs.”
6.The Dominion of Slin UnoIron Fist Consumerists“Monarchy! Monarchy! Monarchy!”
7.The Dominion of Kaiser ZeuIron Fist Consumerists“For La Saney! For The Kaiser!”
8.The Robot Army of Unojoish NullIron Fist Consumerists“What's the Fun without a struggle?”
9.The Colony of ArroziaPsychotic Dictatorship“Glory to The Empire!”