by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Greater Ixnay

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Greater Ixnay is ranked 5,764th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Great Tridemist Federacy of KiravCapitalizt“Xîsir múl Saīonē; Ligra múl Áldē”
2.The Apostolic Kingdom of UrceaFather Knows Best State“Ad majorem Dei gloriam”
3.The Republic of CorummIron Fist Consumerists“The sun never sets on Daxia”
4.The Union of RondeniaIron Fist Consumerists“Peace through Power”
5.The Colony of FarusilMoralistic Democracy“Do you think you deserve your freedom?”
6.The People's Republic of KorummIron Fist Consumerists“Shining with a thousand suns!”
7.The Holy Empire of The Dark Lord of IxnayCorporate Police State“The weak fall before us and shadow falls behind us”
8.The Republic of DominiacInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Democracy ”
9.The Democratic Republic of ArchreinCorporate Bordello“Rich people are rich. Poor people are poor.”
10.The Federation of League Of SavantiaNew York Times Democracy“Prosperity for All”
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