The Fattest Citizens in Greater Ixnay
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Greater Ixnay is ranked 5,764th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Great Tridemist Federacy of Kirav | Capitalizt | “Xîsir múl Saīonē; Ligra múl Áldē” | |
2. | The Apostolic Kingdom of Urcea | Father Knows Best State | “Ad majorem Dei gloriam” | |
3. | The Republic of Corumm | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The sun never sets on Daxia” | |
4. | The Union of Rondenia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Peace through Power” | |
5. | The Colony of Farusil | Moralistic Democracy | “Do you think you deserve your freedom?” | |
6. | The People's Republic of Korumm | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Shining with a thousand suns!” | |
7. | The Holy Empire of The Dark Lord of Ixnay | Corporate Police State | “The weak fall before us and shadow falls behind us” | |
8. | The Republic of Dominiac | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Democracy ” | |
9. | The Democratic Republic of Archrein | Corporate Bordello | “Rich people are rich. Poor people are poor.” | |
10. | The Federation of League Of Savantia | New York Times Democracy | “Prosperity for All” |