The Fattest Citizens in Grand Coalition Control Room
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Grand Coalition Control Room is ranked 15,790th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Republic of The foudre | Corporate Bordello | “PLEASE JUMP IN” | |
2. | The Borderlands of Japanese Bomb Squad | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “BURN THEM ALL” | |
3. | The Armed Republic of Grand Coalition Senior Officer | Psychotic Dictatorship | “*static*” | |
4. | The Commonwealth of Svenish Millitary command | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Manage democracy” | |
5. | The Totalist Republic of Estado de Teocracia Brasileira | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Deus é tudo.” | |
6. | The Colony of Simeone | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The Massacre has Given Birth to Simeone” | |
7. | The Empire of Fatimya | Authoritarian Democracy | “Free palestine” |