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The Fattest Citizens in Grand Coalition Control Room

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Grand Coalition Control Room is ranked 15,790^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Republic of The foudre	Corporate Bordello	“PLEASE JUMP IN”
2.	The Borderlands of Japanese Bomb Squad	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“BURN THEM ALL”
3.	The Armed Republic of Grand Coalition Senior Officer	Psychotic Dictatorship	“*static*”
4.	The Commonwealth of Svenish Millitary command	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Manage democracy”
5.	The Totalist Republic of Estado de Teocracia Brasileira	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Deus é tudo.”
6.	The Colony of Simeone	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Massacre has Given Birth to Simeone”
7.	The Empire of Fatimya	Authoritarian Democracy	“Free palestine”