The Most Scientifically Advanced in Gay
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Safe Haven of LGBT Equality | New York Times Democracy | “#LoveIsLove” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Imperial War Machine of Volcanislavia | Father Knows Best State | “Nobody can stop God-Emperor Magnethands!” | |
| 3. |  The Social Democratic Kingdom of Catanthia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Brüder, über'm Sternenzelt und in die Zukunft” | |
| 4. |  The United Kingdom of Western Weassey | Democratic Socialists | “Unity, Love, Justice and Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Permissive of Bajor Prime | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace through superior firepower” | |
| 6. |  The Land full of Closeted Cases | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We'll never come out! Never!” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of Aleixandria | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The Star of Atlantis, The People of the Sun” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic Republic of South Yellow Vietnam | Capitalist Paradise | “Homeland, Honor, Duty” | |
| 9. |  The Free Land of Psilocyberio | Civil Rights Lovefest | “In Reason We Trust” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Etorsia | Democratic Socialists | “Love, Loyalty, Kindness” |
