The Most Rebellious Youth in Galts Gulch
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Existential Quandry of Weller Centennial | Anarchy | “Leave us alone, and nobody gets hurt!” | |
| 2. |  The Vast Conspiracy of Objectivist Chimpz | Left-Leaning College State | “A GG Protectorate Nation.” | |
| 3. |  The BB Puppet of South Brightonburg | Father Knows Best State | “The BB is Great all hail the BB” | |
| 4. |  The Thanatocracy of Geisterwald | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Liberty is immortal. Kings are not.” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of FurQ2 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Get the hell out of my office!” |
