by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Galts Gulch

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Galts Gulch is ranked 172nd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Existential Quandry of Weller CentennialAnarchy“Leave us alone, and nobody gets hurt!”
2.The Thanatocracy of GeisterwaldCompulsory Consumerist State“Liberty is immortal. Kings are not.”
3.The BB Puppet of South BrightonburgFather Knows Best State“The BB is Great all hail the BB”
4.The Vast Conspiracy of Objectivist ChimpzLeft-Leaning College State“A GG Protectorate Nation.”
5.The Holy Empire of FurQ2Psychotic Dictatorship“Get the hell out of my office!”