by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Forest

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Forest is ranked 14,260th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Reaper of Lord DominatorCompulsory Consumerist State“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
2.The Intensive Care Unit of Candlewhisper ArchiveCapitalizt“AI See You”
3.The Queendom of ThorvelMoralistic Democracy“In the name of God, On guard !”
4.The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava PaeraniIron Fist Consumerists“How could I doubt the obvious?”
5.The Hotdog-craving birb of SeagullCorporate Police State“Ack? Ack!”
6.The Borderlands of TaurgurIron Fist Consumerists“Minnai gwannava...”
7.The Total Lack of Hue ManateeCivil Rights Lovefest“Oh the Hue Manatee!”
8.The Suspicious Minds of The RealizerAnarchy“Knowledge is Power”
9.The Dying Words of Finalanswer ArchiveIron Fist Consumerists“I never expected to actually die.”
10.The Sylvan Hivə of TurbeauxCivil Rights Lovefest“Not only doəs God play dicə, thə dicə arə loadəd.”
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