by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Forest

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Forest is ranked 15,199th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Dictatorship of Vincente PinzonAuthoritarian Democracy“For Christopher”
22.The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of AtsveaIron Fist Consumerists“Moon, Brains”
23.The Republic of Forest Music JudgeAnarchy“Modesty is the best policy”
24.The Nomadic Peoples of MorichotCorporate Bordello“Might Makes Right”
25.The Federation of Moses FederationRight-wing Utopia“Putting People First, Every Step of The Way”
26.The Republic of Forest EventsAnarchy“Please... No more events!”
27.The Forested Socialist Nation of EgreMoralistic Democracy“From Name 0ian Ambassador to being Ambassador of Forest”
28.The Lime Sherbet of OsionicCivil Rights Lovefest“Heat from fire, fire from heat!”
29.The Allied Systems of The Outer Milky WayInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ancient Races Born Anew”
30.The People's Republic of The Black Flint MountainsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The broken shard shall light the consuming fire”
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