The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Florida
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Unified Legions of Akatsuki Madara | Iron Fist Consumerists | “WE PARTY LAYING BEARS!” | |
2. | The Community of Alachua | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Vote Blue” | |
3. | The Commonwealth of Apartmenthouses | Democratic Socialists | “I can't afford a real home...” | |
4. | The Dictatorship of Art of Pizza | Father Knows Best State | “We make the best pizza!” | |
5. | The Queendom of Big sand castles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I am building my home on the beach” | |
6. | The Republic of Bikini gal | Democratic Socialists | “I will never work again!” | |
7. | The Unbearable Lightness of Bloodkiller | Capitalist Paradise | “Shall I kill you now?” | |
8. | The Hanging Chad of Butterfly Ballot | Democratic Socialists | “In God We Trust - Not Our Election Officials” | |
9. | The Nomadic Peoples of Cape Canaveral | Civil Rights Lovefest | “One Giant Leap for Mankind” | |
10. | The Tourist Traps of Central Florida | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In Citrus We Trust” |