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The Most Secular in Fjord

World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.

As a region, Fjord is ranked 961st in the world for Most Secular.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Leaping Billies of Mountain GoatLiberal Democratic Socialists“And the cornet blows / where the oleander grows”
2.The Everlasting Eventide of Polar NightLeft-wing Utopia“Pallidly white birds flew from beyond the veil”
3.The Vickenian Protectorate of MaxStatCivil Rights Lovefest“By the blood of our brethren shall we triumph”
4.The Surprisal of LongshipCorporate Bordello“Row, Row, Row Your Boat...”
5.The Hibernating Wintergreens of Snow ForestCivil Rights Lovefest“A Forest of Christmas Trees”
6.The Irises of Boreal LightLeft-wing Utopia“We shared a clove cigarette / on the parapet”
7.The Herd Immunity of MuskoxLeft-wing Utopia“Head to the Wind”
8.The Blustery Frost Spirit of Old Man WinterCivil Rights Lovefest“Always winter, and never Christmas”
9.The Reindeer Herders of Arctic TundraCivil Rights Lovefest“Every man dreams of a Northwest Passage to the heart”
10.The Star-Crowned Snow Forests of ChristmastideLeft-wing Utopia“When the snow lay round about / Deep and crisp and even”
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