The Fattest Citizens in Firefly
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Confederacy of Vargr Corsairs | Corporate Bordello | “If we can smell our leader's fear we need a new leader” | |
2. | The Goram Drunken Jayne Worship of The Mudders of Canton | Anarchy | “The Hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne” | |
3. | The Whirling Golden Sands of This Ship Is A Sandfly | Libertarian Police State | “Sand where there should be no sand” | |
4. | The Frontier Justice of Deadwood | Corporate Bordello | “U Bet” | |
5. | The Sweet Dominion of Kaywinnet | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The Hell with this. I'm gonna live!” | |
6. | The Shiny Matriarchy of Lady Kaylee Frye | Mother Knows Best State | “Shiny” | |
7. | The Colony of Goserenity | Civil Rights Lovefest | “I aim to misbehave.” | |
8. | The Sultanate of Higgins Moon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Turning and turning in the widening gyre” | |
9. | The This Land of Pretty Floral Bonnet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.” | |
10. | The Commonwealth of Hoban Washburn | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Puppeteer” |