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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Firefly

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Firefly is ranked 19,453rd in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Whirling Golden Sands of This Ship Is A SandflyFather Knows Best State“Sand where there should be no sand”
2.The Sweet Dominion of KaywinnetLiberal Democratic Socialists“The Hell with this. I'm gonna live!”
3.The This Land of Pretty Floral BonnetInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you.”
4.The Colony of GoserenityCivil Rights Lovefest“I aim to misbehave.”
5.The Frontier Justice of DeadwoodCorporate Bordello“U Bet”
6.The Cunning Disguise of JaynePsychotic Dictatorship“never kiss 'em on the mouth”
7.The Sultanate of Higgins MoonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Turning and turning in the widening gyre”
8.The Shiny Matriarchy of Lady Kaylee FryeMother Knows Best State“Shiny”
9.The Free Land of Mister UniverseTyranny by Majority“Can't Stop the Signal”
10.The Commonwealth of Hoban WashburnInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Puppeteer”
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