The Highest Drug Use in Europeia
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Pais de cria 3 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “cria” | |
| 2. |  The Hated and Repudiated of New Pudimlland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of New Manetheren | Anarchy | “Al Ellisande!” | |
| 4. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Elaeria | Left-wing Utopia | “Bene legere saecla vincere” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of Hibea | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sapientia et Libertas” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Kon hi | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Motto...” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Snowian | Anarchy | “F$^* capitalism” | |
| 8. |  The Allied States of Allied Anarchy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Believe in yourself, sacrifice nothing” | |
| 9. | The United States of Testtestest | Anarchy | “Furries” | |
| 10. | The Eagles Republic of Southwestern Germany | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Southwestern German Eagles Above All” |
