The Most Primitive in Europe
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Community of Saarenmaan Information Agency | Left-wing Utopia | “Honest, clear, objective” | |
| 32. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Balkarassian Empire | Civil Rights Lovefest | “God, Russian Orthodox, Emperor, Tsar, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 33. |  The Allied States of The Mighty Scandinavian Union | New York Times Democracy | “A Home For All” | |
| 34. |  The Republic of Greedomland | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberate” | |
| 35. |  The Commonwealth of The Faultless | Democratic Socialists | “In the end of days, we will be found... faultless.” | |
| 36. |  The Republic of A trout | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 37. |  The Confederacy of MAKE EUROPE GREAT AGAIN | Civil Rights Lovefest | “MEGA 2024” | |
| 38. |  The Queendom of English Hanover | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Long live the queen” | |
| 39. |  The Armed Republic of The Rheinbund | Moralistic Democracy | “Do it or don't do it there is no try” | |
| 40. |  The Militarist Police State of Burvenchkaht | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Obey.” |
