by Max Barry

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The Most Primitive in Europe

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Europe is ranked 21,811th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The United Provinces of VordaniaDemocratic Socialists“For God and Vordania”
12.The Theocracy of Le pays du bienIron Fist Consumerists“Parce que le bien c'est mieux (The good is better)”
13.The Dominion of SuviaPsychotic Dictatorship“Vuieva okevéu ~ We bow to the Good”
14.The Empire of NihilismicusPsychotic Dictatorship“Lasciate ogni speranza, voi ch'entrate.”
15.The Fiefdom of Holy PragueIron Fist Consumerists“God, Homeland, Liberty”
16.The Free Land of New MakhnovshchinaLeft-wing Utopia“Power begets parasites. Long live Anarchy!”
17.The Holy Empire of Historically accurate land of memesFather Knows Best State“Give a man a donkey and he will be cultured”
18.The Principality of AyusolandiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Liberty or comunism”
19.The Kingdom of GonlinIron Fist Consumerists“We devour our enemies like a Drake”
20.The Kingdom of Northeast VaticanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Seek ye first the kingdom of God”
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