The Safest in Equilism
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Five Fingered Discount of Ivetnia | Left-wing Utopia | “No water, no life. No blue, no green. -Sylvia Earle” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Alexanderian Macedonia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The First Duty of Society Remains Justice.” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Slithen | Left-wing Utopia | “The Dominion Of The True” | |
| 4. |  The Matriarchy of Lahmere | Democratic Socialists | “there's always tomorrow” | |
| 5. |  The Interstellar Republic of Isaris | Left-Leaning College State | “Alis volat propriis!” | |
| 6. |  The Dominion of Nornheim | Democratic Socialists | “Alone we rule” | |
| 7. |  The Collective of Uiiop | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Amo, amas, amat Amamus, amatis, amant” | |
| 8. |  The Uncertainty of Small Huts | Left-wing Utopia | “ερωτâv πάντα” | |
| 9. |  The Equilism protectorate of Whamabama | Left-Leaning College State | “The beatings will continue till morale improves!” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Unified Federation of Perimeter Defense | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A good plan is nothing without good execution.” |
