by Max Barry

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The Largest Soda Pop Sector in Eladen

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalist Paradise“Roses have thorns!”
2.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
3.The Intergalactic Consortium of Corporate InvestorsAnarchy“ROI is King”
4.The CUP Imperial Province of The CUDInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Me ne frego, je m'en fous, Mei guan shi, I don't care”
5.The Bandit Kings of Pale Mountains of KleshAnarchy“I Tread on You Before You Tread on Me”
6.The Holy Empire of KleshIron Fist Consumerists“Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil”
7.The Free Land of Libertarian Lands of AmericaCapitalist Paradise“Liberty and Private Property”
8.The Altruist Dictatorship of AzohahaeCapitalist Paradise“That’s my land so you can’t cross”
9.The CUP Federal Syndicrats of RightWingConservativesFree-Market Paradise“Outta my way!”
10.The Watermelon Republic of SebatopiaCorporate Police State“All Hail Emperor Watermelon!”
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