The Fattest Citizens in Declansburg
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Declansburg is ranked 19,998th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Confederation of Potpans | Capitalist Paradise | “You” | |
| 2. |  The Sublime Yertopia of Yertanistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “If someone offers you a mint, take it!” | |
| 3. |  The United Socialist States of TROLLWAFFEN | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No wolves no sheeps and no shepards” | |
| 4. |  The Free Land of AnCapPolis | Anarchy | “Free speech, free trade, freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Grand Funk Railroad | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Closer to Home” | |
| 6. |  The Theocracy of The Drinks | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “They call me the drink.” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Ghostington | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Nueva Galicias | New York Times Democracy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 9. |  The Corporate Dynasty of The House of Abrasax | Capitalist Paradise | “Humans as Energy” | |
| 10. |  The Unchained Olympian of Celesta | Anarchy | “The Goddess of Death and Messenger of Hades” |
