Death Valley World Census

The Most Advanced Public Education in Death Valley

Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.

As a region, Death Valley is ranked 190^th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Environment of Death Valley National Park	Father Knows Best State	“Lowest, Driest, Hottest”
2.	The Desert Town of Furnace Creek	Democratic Socialists	“Death Valley”
3.	The Terrain of Telescope Peak	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Telescope Peak”
4.	The Region of The Badwater Basin	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Lowest Point In North America”
5.	The Town of Death Valley Junction	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Death Valley”
6.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Inn At Death Valley	New York Times Democracy	“The Inn”
7.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Oasis At Death Valley	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Oasis”