by Max Barry

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Death Valley World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Death Valley

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Death Valley is ranked 1,288th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Desert Town of Furnace CreekDemocratic Socialists“Death Valley”
2.The Environment of Death Valley National ParkFather Knows Best State“Lowest, Driest, Hottest”
3.The Rooms And Facilities of The Oasis At Death ValleyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Oasis”
4.The Region of The Badwater BasinInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Lowest Point In North America”
5.The Rooms And Facilities of The Inn At Death ValleyInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The Inn”
6.The Terrain of Telescope PeakLiberal Democratic Socialists“Telescope Peak”
7.The Town of Death Valley JunctionInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Death Valley”