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The Highest Drug Use in Death Valley

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Desert Town of Furnace Creek	Democratic Socialists	“Death Valley”
2.	The Town of Death Valley Junction	Democratic Socialists	“Death Valley”
3.	The Terrain of Telescope Peak	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Telescope Peak”
4.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Oasis At Death Valley	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Oasis”
5.	The Rooms And Facilities of The Inn At Death Valley	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“The Inn”
6.	The Environment of Death Valley National Park	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Lowest, Driest, Hottest”
7.	The Region of The Badwater Basin	New York Times Democracy	“Lowest Point In North America”