Advertisement

The Highest Crime Rates in Dar es Salaam

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The State of Magog Japheth	Anarchy	“Generations”
2.	The State of Arcane State	Anarchy	“Pride and Industry”
3.	The Queendom of Aemedia	Anarchy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
4.	The Queendom of MinSikrehavn	Anarchy	“By The People For The People”
5.	The Colony of Bev	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Community”
6.	The Queendom of Osservatoria	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Mission Accomplished”
7.	The District of ORourke	Civil Rights Lovefest	“You Can't Stop Progress”
8.	The Queendom of Foribus Praetura	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Pride and Industry”