The Most Primitive in Crystal Falls
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Batallion of the Duke of Arucania | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Son of the Grand Duke” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Der Deutsches Heer | Corporate Police State | “Gott Mitt Uns” | |
| 3. |  The Dictatorship of Greater Puddles Badaboom | Corporate Police State | “BADABOOM” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Ving Desopia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of Hobo32 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This Space For Rent” | |
| 6. |  The Man-Made Creation of Horrors Beyond Your Comprehension | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You will live to see us” | |
| 7. |  The Kazamanic Puppet of Manderville Parks | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In rolling green hills” | |
| 8. |  The Kingdom of Royal Charoskanian Army | Moralistic Democracy | “Robur” | |
| 9. | The Republic of Charo Alt 1 | Capitalist Paradise | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 10. |  The Guy In Charge of The ERN | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Anchors Aweigh!” |
