The Fattest Citizens in Crusaders of Justice
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Crusaders of Justice is ranked 16,197th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Undisputed Territories of Hallelujah Mountains | Father Knows Best State | “Tree of Souls” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Roderick III | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength through Unity” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Blackadder the fifth | Moralistic Democracy | “Blackadders” |
