The Fattest Citizens in Craftys America
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Craftys America is ranked 8,203rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of La United Hispaniola | Corporate Bordello | “Life smells weird” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Golden Circle of America | Capitalist Paradise | “BLYAAAAAAAAAAAT” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Slavoke | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Science, technology, and space” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Gronkel | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “To love is to live” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of Deutschreichh | Left-Leaning College State | “We shall never serender” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Schutzengraben | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Für den Krieg, für den König” | |
| 7. |  The Constitutional Monarchy of Osterreiches Ungarnisches Reich | Iron Fist Consumerists | “God, Kaiser, Fatherland” | |
| 8. |  The Commonwealth of Politunia | Democratic Socialists | “Surge iterumque iterumque” | |
| 9. |  The Allied States of South American Bananas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “We think of the mind, we think like none other.” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of The red alaska | Authoritarian Democracy | “QUOD OBSTAT VIAE FIT VIA” |
