The Fattest Citizens in Council of Asia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Council of Asia is ranked 12,252nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Examplist state of Bribe | Corporate Police State | “Money” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of The United Provinces of East Asia | Corporate Police State | “If you see an opportunity, seize it, don't wait” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of The isles of Stradbroke | Corporate Bordello | “Cash Money” | |
| 4. |  The United States of Dodclia | Anarchy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 5. |  The Emirate of Intergalatic Corporation | Capitalist Paradise | “Money and Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Free Land of The Brevernland | Capitalist Paradise | “Blessed, the Victor” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of The Mercantile Moluccas | Corporate Bordello | “The Spice Must Flow” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Brvmuy1aeq | New York Times Democracy | “45rthgswer” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Ana Shmese Herp | Capitalizt | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Balneariu | Corporate Bordello | “Economics is everything” |
