The Fattest Citizens in Concordat of Phoenix
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Provisional Government of Northrop-Grumman | Benevolent Dictatorship | “.” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of The Castle of the Winds | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Only the gods can conquer the castle!” | |
| 3. |  The Empire of Oyada | Father Knows Best State | “For the Empire!” | |
| 4. |  The Authoritarian Father of Good Children | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “There are no problems with Good Children” |
