The World World Census
The Most Secular in the World
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Aigania | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “We know it” | |
| 2. |  The Anarchy of Blogotopia | Democratic Socialists | “Free Palestine, support BDS!” | |
| 3. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 4. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along. With science!” | |
| 5. |  The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia | Capitalist Paradise | “We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.” | |
| 6. |  The Sandblasted Hellscape of Ebon Citadel | Democratic Socialists | “The just will stand free from the chains of emotion.” | |
| 7. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 8. |  The Noocracy of Roliganistan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “治小国，若烹大鲜” | |
| 9. |  The Morally Questionable People of Flibblers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Flibble” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Left-wing Utopia | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” |
