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The Highest Drug Use in Cocaine

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Private Stash of Cocaine	Father Knows Best State	“Cocaine!”
2.	The Private Stash of Coke Fiends	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Cocaine!”
3.	The Space Ambassadors of Spaceballers	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
4.	The Kingdom of Loathing	Corporate Police State	“An Adventurer Is You!”