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The Longest Average Lifespans in Cocaine

Nations ranked highly have lower rates of preventable death, with their citizens enjoying longer average lifespans.

As a region, Cocaine is ranked 24,950th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Private Stash of CocaineFather Knows Best State“Cocaine!”
2.The Private Stash of Coke FiendsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Cocaine!”
3.The Kingdom of LoathingCorporate Police State“An Adventurer Is You!”