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The Largest Insurance Industry in Cocaine

The World Census posed as door-to-door salespeople in order to establish which nations have the most extensive Insurance industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Space Ambassadors of Spaceballers	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Evil will always triumph because good is dumb.”
2.	The Private Stash of Cocaine	Father Knows Best State	“Cocaine!”
3.	The Kingdom of Loathing	Corporate Police State	“An Adventurer Is You!”
4.	The Private Stash of Coke Fiends	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Cocaine!”