by Max Barry

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The Rudest Citizens in Christmas

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, Christmas is ranked 7,403rd in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Evil Empire of Santa Is SatanCompulsory Consumerist State“Worship Me This Christmas!”
2.The Democratic States of KrampustownCompulsory Consumerist State“Punish the naughty children!”
3.The Rogue Partner of FR0SCHIron Fist Consumerists“Fro thinks so, too!”
4.The Republic of The Great CongressInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The many for the individual.”
5.The Festivities of Christmas EveInoffensive Centrist Democracy“All I Want For Christmas Is....”
6.The Last Can of Who HashInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Who Hash”
7.The Festival Guild of The Christmas ElvesCivil Rights Lovefest“Seize the means of toy production”
8.The Rebellion of Most Rebellious YouthCorporate Bordello“Fight For Your Right To Party!”
9.The Most Wonderful Time of The YearAnarchy“It's The Most Wonderful Time of The Year”
10.The Republic of ClaushavnAnarchy“Unity, Discipline, Work”
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