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Christmas World Census

The Largest Publishing Industry in Christmas

The World Census tallied social media complaints from students regarding overpriced textbooks to determine which nations have the largest book publishing industries.

As a region, Christmas is ranked 6,969th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Generous Roots of Yuletide YggdrasilLeft-wing Utopia“Roast Boar, Warm Bread, Mulled Wine”
2.The Festivities of Christmas EveCapitalist Paradise“All I Want For Christmas Is....”
3.The Holiday Traditions of Christmas MorningInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Merry Christmas”
4.The Star-crossed Lovers of Orpheus and EurydiceNew York Times Democracy“For never was a story of more woe than this”
5.The Multicolored World of Christmas LightsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Christmas”
6.The Christmas Monarchy of Jolly Old Saint NicholasNew York Times Democracy“Down the chimney broad and black / With your pack”
7.The Protectorate of Dasher Dancer Prancer VixenFather Knows Best State“Twas the night before Christmas”
8.The Confederacy of FinmanyLeft-Leaning College State“Via ad infernum”
9.The Cacophony of Yuletide Carols Being Sung by a ChoirPsychotic Dictatorship“Merry Christmas to you”
10.The Holy Sun Baby of TubbytronicLeft-Leaning College State“Noo-noo. . . Laha Hee Hee!!!”
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