The Nudest in Bytes
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Jingoistic States of Commander Jack Ransom | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Setting my fists to stun and my kicks to kill.” | |
| 2. |  The Theocracy of 0x3a | Democratic Socialists | “Your system ate a SPARC! Gah!” | |
| 3. |  The Grand Duchy of Debian 4 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The universal operating system” | |
| 4. |  The Federation of 0x59 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The program controls the users” | |
| 5. |  The Matriarchy of 0x8a | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “NmAp $caN r3p0rT f0R sCAnm3.nMAp.0rg (64.13.134.52)” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of 0x7e | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Permissions 0777 for '~/.ssh/id_rsa' are too open.” | |
| 7. |  The End of Transmission Block of 0x17 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Reisen, Zeit, Medizin, Underhaltung, Computerwelt.” | |
| 8. |  The 'Single' Quote of 0x27 | Authoritarian Democracy | “In man against machine, machine will conquer all” | |
| 9. |  The Shift Out of 0x0E | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Card Farming is bitcoin mining without financial risk” |
