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The Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry in Brannackia

The World Census measured the rate of desertification in order to calculate which nations have the largest timber industry.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Democratic Republic of Zhia	Moralistic Democracy	“Apostasy and apathy still rules”
2.	The Empire of South Altlanta	Father Knows Best State	“Eternal power for the Kaiser”
3.	The Brethren War Banners of Cookies and Cream Pizza	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Honor the Cunning, Power, and Beauty of the She-Wolf”
4.	The Napoleonic State of New Boniza	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Till Death, We fight.”
5.	The Imperium of Revlona	Father Knows Best State	“Wassup”
6.	The Republic of Lanity Meld	Compulsory Consumerist State	“We Will Endure”