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The Nudest in Beer

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Bavarian Beer Heaven of Augustiner Brewery	Democratic Socialists	“Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink.”
2.	The Republic of Beerlirium	New York Times Democracy	“A beer a day keeps your troubles away!”
3.	The Republic of The Rihan Warthan	Conservative Democracy	“We Will Endure”