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The Most Compassionate Citizens in Beating Brian Up Gang

Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.

As a region, Beating Brian Up Gang is ranked 1,146th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Nomadic Peoples of Canadian SpaceflightCivil Rights Lovefest“From the Seas to the Skys”
2.The Democratic Goobers of Alphabet SoupleNew York Times Democracy“May God forgive you, 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵.”
3.The Unequivocal Dapperness of Riley GenLeft-wing Utopia“I can sense your strong aura!”
4.The United Kingdom of YES MY LORDCorrupt Dictatorship“Yes, my lord.”
5.The Highschool Drop-outs of AP World HistoryPsychotic Dictatorship“DON'T PUT SOCIAL DARWINISM IN YOUR THESIS!”
6.The Flying Casino of Sigma BabyIron Fist Consumerists“Nothing is scarier than a mediocre man who's desperate.”