Beachfront Nuclear Hellscape World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Beachfront Nuclear Hellscape is ranked 718^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Oppressing Oppressers of Oppressiah	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Give us Tyranny or give us Death!”