The Most Secular in Bailiwick of Guernsey
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Saint Pierre Port | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 2. |  The District of Randolph | Anarchy | “Out of One, Many” | |
| 3. |  The State of Nyarugenge | Anarchy | “From Many, One” | |
| 4. |  The State of Durotrigian | New York Times Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Mark Fitzwilliam Darcy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Pride and Prejudice” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Elizabeth Mary Joseph | Free-Market Paradise | “State” | |
| 7. | The Colony of Bailiwick of Guernsey | Free-Market Paradise | “Our glorious community” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Tuckersmith | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 9. |  The Arling of Osus | New York Times Democracy | “Ynot Rēbagon” |
