The Most Primitive in Avalonia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Avalonia is ranked 28,896th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Tribal Ochlocracy of British West Zuzunia | Authoritarian Democracy | “Zuzunia for British West Zuzunians!” | |
| 2. |  The Cynerice of Eahland | Libertarian Police State | “Bletsa mid heardheortnese min eaxlgesteallan” | |
| 3. |  The Interstellar Empire of Gnark | Left-Leaning College State | “Better dead than zed.” |
