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The Nudest in Association of the Countries of the Free

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The TimSwitcher of Archibaldoa	Anarchy	“Perhaps it was but a dream”
2.	The Bright Star of Yndal	Anarchy	“Patience is a slow killer.”
3.	The Republic of Durrnil 11	Moralistic Democracy	“Kadnfls”
4.	The Republic of Pozar	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Strength Through Freedom”
5.	The Free Land of Drunkefn Kortextia	Capitalist Paradise	“Imn not thrat frunk guyhs”
6.	The Allied States of Thorn113	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Contact Thorn1000 with any concerns :)”
7.	The Fluffy tailed Wizard of Magic cat named Hemuli	Moralistic Democracy	“All hail our overlord Hemuli!”