The Most Primitive in Aspen
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Aspen is ranked 17,031st in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Free Tribal Land of Naturimikandia | Democratic Socialists | “As Tribos, Ka Tribas” | |
| 2. |  The Royal Republic of Kelban People | Moralistic Democracy | “We fight for our Freedom” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of New Heim | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For God, with God” | |
| 4. |  The Lythorian Colonial Empire of The United States of Kelmar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Now that's one big pile of sh&t!” | |
| 5. |  The United States of The Encalve | New York Times Democracy | “God bless the enclave, god bless america” | |
| 6. |  The Rogue Nation of The Xerxian Borderlands | Left-wing Utopia | “Free at Last” | |
| 7. |  The Lethinian Dominion of Brunswald | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Might Makes Right” | |
| 8. |  The SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAMTON SPAM of A Different Puppet of Potatopelago | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “[quote=artstokska;57552120]grhamham crackere[/quote]” | |
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of Clystwell | Anarchy | “We Will Endure” | |
| 10. |  The Federation of Azurlith Isles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Through the waves, we rise.” |
