The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in Antarctic Oasis
World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Government Shutdown of Omigodtheykilledkenny | Left-Leaning College State | “You bastards!” | |
| 2. |  The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Make it so.” | |
| 3. |  The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine | Left-Leaning College State | “WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?” | |
| 4. |  The Limited Liability Company of WhaleCo Global LLC | Capitalist Paradise | “Whale - It's What's For Dinner” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Nation of DSN33 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of The Re-United States | Capitalist Paradise | “In God We Trust, E Plurbius Unum” | |
| 7. |  The Oppressed Peoples of B1G JIM SLADE | Corporate Police State | “Libruls should run coffee shops, not the gubmint” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of WA Army | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “For Justice and Tacos” | |
| 9. |  The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly” | |
| 10. |  The Word Count Seeking Land of A Running Man | New York Times Democracy | “Write as fast as you can; catch up with the running man” |
