by Max Barry

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Amalgamated Federation World Census

The Highest Drug Use in Amalgamated Federation

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Amalgamated Federation is ranked 17,346th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The The the the the the island of Bear lairFather Knows Best State“we will never lose”
2.The Protectorate of Ice Crystal IslandsLeft-Leaning College State“We Newah Surrendah Mate, newah!”
3.The Technocratic Republic of SysilliaFather Knows Best State“Something matters..”
4.The Holy Red Zombie Guy of GruffyRichard and HillbillyBobCivil Rights Lovefest“I have a nuke with your name on it ;)”
5.The Ambassador of Greecian AmbassadorCorporate Bordello“Defend Bear lair”
6.The Republic of Welcome Telegram ReaderInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I am a puppet of GRHB to read AF welcome telegrams :)”
7.The Terra-Atlantia-Marsia Union of MarspolisNew York Times Democracy“The terraformation begun.”
8.The Colony of Celestial PuppetCorporate Bordello“From the Celestial Union”
9.The Holy Lands of New JeremylandsIron Fist Consumerists“Jeremyism forever!”
10.The Constitutional Monarchy of Nova ZapadoslaviaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“As one we shall be forever.”