by Max Barry

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Amalgamated Federation World Census

The Highest Drug Use in Amalgamated Federation

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Amalgamated Federation is ranked 17,912th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Colony of Celestial PuppetCorporate Bordello“From the Celestial Union”
12.The Holy Lands of New JeremylandsIron Fist Consumerists“Jeremyism forever!”
13.The Constitutional Monarchy of Nova ZapadoslaviaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“As one we shall be forever.”
14.The Greater Kingdom of VoidheartNew York Times Democracy“:)”
15.The Omnipotent of The Age of UtopiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pentagons. They're nice. Get in their van. ;)”
16.The Inherent lack of Happiness of Sierra GrandPsychotic Dictatorship“Liberty, Equality, Justice”
17.The Marmot Kingdom of MarmotsCorrupt Dictatorship“Comrade Marmot agrees: Grass”
18.The Commonwealth of New SariansNew York Times Democracy“When the future comes, the past falls”
19.The Red Hot Holy Hell of United Technocratic NationsIron Fist Consumerists“We live in a great friendship of moo nationstates”
20.The United Federation of SawismDemocratic Socialists“James is what my friends call me. To you, itís general.”