The Highest Drug Use in Alpheratz
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Eiauo | New York Times Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 2. | The Most Serene Republic of Oeaiu | Corporate Bordello | “I am therefore I doubt” |
